Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction
Did L*uis die? My condolences.
Too bad that joke isn’t funny, asshole. Go ahead and swerve back into your own fucking lane and take your irrelevant opinions elsewhere.
Oh I’m sorry tumblr user cuntyspice do you think you’re funny? Take a step back and think about what you type before you do it